DOO DOO-DOO, DOODOODO

Juuust sit right back and you’ll read a post,
A post from a faggot trip.
That stated on this worksafe board
To slurp this tiny dip.

The trip was a mighty gamblin’ man,
Buy dailies he was told.
Five purchases were made that day
For a three hour hold,
A three hour hold…

(thunder & lightning)

The market started getting rough,
the tripfags calls were crushed.
Because of doing of the hook nosed Jew,
The tripfag would screech JUST,
The tripfag would screech JUST.

The trip then shilled, “I’m so sure of this:
A guaranteed times two”
With GME,
AMC too,
Some tranny DWAC, and small caps,
DJIA,
The S&P and QQQ,
Here on /smg/ Isleeee

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension where the market only goes down. It is an area we call the Bobo Zone.