What Makes the Forest Dark?
The Vomma Crane Dances at Midnight. The Owls of Gamma Sit Silent Under the Waxing Moon. Beware the Vega Leapords Crouching in the Forest.

I live in the Ichimoku Cloud building on East 88th Street on the 666th floor. My name is Heiken Ashi. I’m 10 years old. I believe in posting frogs, and dropping redpills about the jews and upsetting jannies. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an Elliot Wave while drawing triangles. I can draw a thousand now. After I remove the Elliot Wave I use a Stoch RSI cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a MACD activated oscillator, then a Fibonacci body scrub, and on the face a Bollinger scrub. Then I apply an EMA Cloud facial masque which I leave on for 1 minute while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a Renko shave lotion with little or no divergence, because divergence dries your face out and makes you look older. Then a Hash Ribbon, then a Moving Average eye balm followed by a final moisturizing stoploss lotion. There is an idea of a Heiken Ashi. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my poopoo, and you can suck my peepee and feel my cum in your mouth, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

i once recall a presentation by an actual hedge fund manager who quoted pic related. He talked about how although markets may change, elements of its participants do not. He continued, discussing how fear is hard wired into the human brain, and that fear as it happens, is generally activated by the lower part of the lizard-monkey brain rather than the thinking side. That is, when people are scared, they stop thinking, and that when they panic, they make dumb moves — opportunities to be taken advantaged of

He concluded by joking how he made a living taking money from people who had no business making decisions in the market by being on the other side of their trades, and then offering them advisory/management fees once they give up. He then uses their money to keep beating to a pulp “scared money, weak hands, greedy pigs”

Some things are different, but some things are always the same.

imagine that you’re on a sinking cruise ship in the Atlantic ocean
everyone knows that the ship is sinking
everyone panics and rushes to the top deck
the ship has filled up with water only on the left side,
which makes the ship tilt to an extreme degree
everyone visually sees the tilt above deck, making them panic more
a hatch breaks below deck, allowing water to flood into the right side
the ship now is filled with water on both sides below deck
it is no longer tilted – the ship is completely flat
everyone on the top deck celebrates – the ship is no longer sinking!
they take off their life jackets, and return to their cabins to go to sleep
the ship sinks
everyone who returned to their cabins dies

this is the current state of the market, with the weak data published last week filling the “unbalanced side”
we are no longer ‘tilting’
but we are still ‘sinking’
there is still ‘water pouring in below decks’
it is just harder to see
do not celebrate that the ship is now ‘flat’,
when the ship is ‘flat’ for bad, rapidly weakening economy reasons

you anons probably have no idea how fucked we are. the fed raising rates and doing nothing to combat inflation (yes raising rates doesnt do shit) is affecting women the most, this is not the “women most affected” meme, this is real. women account for over 70% of ALL consumer spending and if they are priced out of excessive buying, like they’re used to, its going to hit the markets harder than covid. there will be some delay to when shit actually hits the fan because women are maxxing out their credit cards at the moment to maintain their money-spending level but they’re going to hit the limit soon and paying back is not an option. listen to me closesly, if women are unable to keep buying we will get obliterated.

there needs to be a huuuuuge tax break for women to keep the market going or bobo is going to piss in our coffee every morning.

It was a dark and stormy night, and I was huddled in front of my computer, frantically checking my stock portfolio. I had invested heavily in a new biotech company, and the stock had been soaring for weeks. But as the storm raged outside, the stock suddenly took a nosedive.

I couldn’t believe it. All of my savings, gone in an instant. Desperate, I began frantically trading, trying to recoup my losses. But the more I traded, the more I lost. My hands shook as I watched my life’s savings evaporate before my eyes.

Just as I was about to give up hope, I received a strange message in my inbox. It was from an unknown sender, and the subject line read: “I can help you get your money back.”

I hesitated for a moment, but my desperation got the best of me. I clicked on the message and was greeted with a simple offer: “Invest in my company, and I promise you’ll see a return on your investment unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.”

I was skeptical, but I didn’t have much to lose at this point. So I transferred what was left of my savings to the mysterious sender’s account.

And that’s when things started to get really strange. The stock shot up overnight, and within a week, I had made back all of my losses and then some. I couldn’t believe my luck.

But as the days went by, I began to notice strange occurrences around my house. Shadows moved in the corners of my eyes, and I heard strange noises in the night. And then, one morning, I woke up to find that all of my money had vanished from my account.

I never found out who the mysterious sender was, or where my money went. All I know is that I’ll never make the same mistake again.

F.U.C.K
You say when your mama if she a Crab fool
The wack ass rhyme that you wrote was a bad tune
So you ended it up kid did die kinda quick
Send his ass a round ’cause the SPY is gettin’ lit
Now Mumu ass rap boy a burn in your pocket
You tried to put it out when you knew you couldn’t stop it
Call yourself “Mu or Die” so you can’t do shit
You’ll die painfully with the doctor standin’ in your bull shit
Damn that was kinda sad the crab late night fight in the middle night was a blast awol smg kill so here then dead look for a way, ass so here we go out on a mission LISTEN cuz all the bullshit I’m dismissing

Rip a crab in half nigga no you don’t you know that your put a slug in your/that ass and leave that bitch lonely and if your wife is a and that so punk crab gang will be turnt up Crab red rambo letting ram flock die muthafuckas by the dozen and if you’re wife is a Crab you’ll be a lonely ass husband. Hey but a muthafuckin cap nuthin And if your Nick nack phaddy whack give a Crab a strap and bap. You fucked up coming in the wrong scruofry brov Now how does it feel with sherm in your lungs? take another second look at death you may be sorry bruv in scrap end Eh Eh Eh Eh

LEAKED JPOWELL SPEECH

Ground has been covered!
And we have more work to do!
Ongoing increases appropriate!
reducing balance sheet!
restrictive stance!
GDP roughly unchanged
labor market tighter than scoops bussy
Jobs as robust as rockers gut
labor market out of balance like baggies portfolio
supply and demand will ease over time
inflation is well above 2%!
Core PCE price rose 5%
Core CPI changed 6%
Price pressures are because putins war
longer the inflation continues,expectations that inflation is entrenched
acquitely aware and highly attentive of inflation!
We have raised interest rate 4.25%.
inflation is not 2%
Reflecting…………….policy
monetary policy is volatile
SOME WAYS TO GO
WOAH BLACK BETTY