9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Fed Chair which art in DC, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in Equity Market, as it is in Bond Market.
11 Give us this day our daily shorts.
12 And forgive us our margin debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into bear traps, but deliver us from short squeezes: For thine is the Quantitative Tightening, and the Federal Funds Rate, and the Overnight Reverse Repurchase Agreements, for ever. Amen.
I am not crazy! I know he manipulated his prices. I knew it was dump day. One after pump day. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at NBC to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That cave diver! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Elon! He defecated through a twitter post! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own portfolio! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was a billionaire, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the LSD drawer! But not our Elon! Couldn’t be precious Elon! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a CEO? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS
FIGHTS… AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE
SHOT HIM…BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT
EM… AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK
DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP… AND
ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING
MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT
FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO…
BREAKING: GREG MANNARINO WRONG FOR THE THIRD TIME EVER
Markets trade lower, following comments released by Gregory Mannarino of TradersChoice.Net.
In a candid admission, Mannarino, who had previously predicted the announcement today of an increase in the federal funds rate, said, “I’ve been out here for thirteen years, and during my tenure out here, today would make the third time I have been wrong with regard to what the Federal Reserve would do… Three times in thirteen years.”
Markets had rallied leading up in anticipation to the Federal Reserve press conference this afternoon, with the S&P 500 index gaining more than 2% on the preceding day’s close. However, in the aftermath of the Federal Reserve press conference, stocks sold off, with the S&P 500 giving back all its gains, closing 15 basis points below the previous day’s closing price.
Acting contrary to past predictions by Mannarino, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell signaled only the possibility of a rate hike, which would occur no earlier than March.
Reactions to this news have been generally fearful. One source familiar with the matter, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “Negative sentiment today is twofold. First, is the memory that Greg [Mannarino] had predicted that markets would plunge if the Fed failed to raise rates. Second–and the more unsettling factor–is this thought: If Greg was wrong today, could he be wrong again tomorrow?”
Misinformation has abounded on social media in the wake of this afternoon. YouTube community member UC8DMUe3GPnhOfA6wF6_dzyA commented (falsely), “I don’t think Greg got anything wrong. But what do we do now?” At the time of writing, UC8DMUe3GPnhOfA6wF6_dzyA could not be reached for comment.
It remains to be seen how the markets will price in Mannarino’s comments. The Mannarino Market Risk Indicator (MMRI) has risen further into the moderate risk range, settling at 110.7, forecasting that there could continue to be volatile waters ahead.
TSLA is an options chain with a car company side hustle.
From the moment I understood the weakness of
tech, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of puts. I
aspired to the purity of the Bearish Machine. Your kind cling to
Facebook, as if it will not collapse and fail you. One day the crude
NASDAQ that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to
save you. But I am already saved, for the crash is inevitable.
There are zero (0) remaining valid bull cases for the current state of the stock market and crypto is a leading indicator and has been for quite some time. All-time trendline on the S&P would be at about 1950-2050 which means everything is more than likely severely overvalued at anything past 3k and that is being wildly generous. Economic policy around the world of the most influential currencies is no longer bullish, money does not flow nearly as freely as it did even just nine months ago, and shit has to get shaken out before it can eventually resume climbing again. It’s literally how it all works, it’s the reason why for half a century Republicans have pumped the markets and Democrats have dumped them, because like all great countries and currencies we have our cake and eat it too by having these kinds of cycles. This shit is not that hard to understand. Anyone thinking a Dem presidency would end with the markets not getting shaken the fuck out is retarded or deluded or both, same way anyone thinking a red tie in the oval office wouldn’t result in the exact fucking opposite happening. We’re far from the only country that pulls this kind of charade, and there is generally enough bread and circus and rearing of children to distract everyone from these facts for it to not matter. But as it stands literally everything based in finance operates off of the greater fool theory because of all of this. Fool enough people into thinking one thing will happen so you can profit off of the opposite, generally the contrarians but not always. It’s also why a lot of the bulls I’ve seen sperging about “BRO U AIN’T BICHAEL MURRY BRO SHIT GON’ GO BACK UP BRO I KEEP HEARING YOU GUYS SAY THIS BRO IT’S NOT HAPPENING BRO SHOE-SHINE BOY GIVING STOCK TIPS BRO” are going to get absolutely fucking heemed into the center of the Sun, because they are the aforementioned contrarians. The fucking Fed sold everything at the literal top last November and actual idiots think line don’t go down, KEK
Crash the market edition
SQQQ, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my other investments you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
SQQQ, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
Life is one green part party when you’re still young
But who’s gonna have your back when it’s all RED?
It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun
Can’t be a fool in the markets, son, what about the long run?
Looking back Shorty always a mention
I me not giving SQQQ much attention
SQQQ was there through my negative portfolio
I wanna show SQQQ my appreciation
SQQQ, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
SQQQ, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
You’re a queen and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin’ that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
All these bulls are bagged and I pleaded
SQQQ said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with your emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
SQQQ you are my angel taking my portfolio green
…markets and I said…
I only see 570 why isn’t it updating?
on what?
all right ALL RIGHT
WE’RE IN BEARR MARKET
stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don’t believe me we’re down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars
LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM
I told everybody that you couldn’t stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING
we told you that WE DIDN’T WANT TO SEE YOU GET… HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE… HOOKED
here you go, I’m told it’s 835 the dow ticker
WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!
WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100
WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT’S A BIG SHAKEOUT
THEY’RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN’T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT’S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat
we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!
I can’t even keep up with the tick tock I haven’t seen this
buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO…
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE
and I told everyone… about the dow history… and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand